Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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