i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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