How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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