I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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