i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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