We're like a lot better than the average bears
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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