Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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