I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
