You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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