Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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