The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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