how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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