I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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