You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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