..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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