i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
