You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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