she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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