physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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