try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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