Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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