Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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