Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
this is an emotional support booty call
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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