am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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