so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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