As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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