ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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