Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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