found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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