just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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