She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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