Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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