We're facebook friends in real life
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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