i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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