Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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