When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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