She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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