ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
We are two peas in an std pod
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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