why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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