Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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