Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
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I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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