i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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