loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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