You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
