doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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