Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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