Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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