They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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