Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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