we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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