Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I looked at my own cervix.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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