you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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