Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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