yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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